Always park as close as possible to a buggy return at Walmart. Thay way you don't look stupid wandering around trying to find one.
Just because it's on clearance doesn't mean you have to buy it.
Don't laugh with powdered doughnuts in your mouth.
Double D's do not look good in tops that criss-cross in front, no matter how expensive or fashionable they may seem.
Just because a movie is rated PG-13 does not mean it's not scary.
If it shows belly fat, spare everyone the pain and don't wear it, in fact just throw it away.
Don't eat Mexican food after you've had a stomach virus.
Thrift stores are the coolest places on earth.
